Postage Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Fine Print Letters

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Envelopes.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Post Office Worker.

A Misdelivered Letter

Racers' Gate.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Airmail box.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

You've got mail.