Postal Enthusiasts Gifts

Sneaky dog is after the mailman.

Post Office. Past performance is not a guarantee of future results. Didn't that used to say something about snow and rain?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night, will ever stop the US Postal Service...from raising rates.'

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

Your new faster sleeker post office!

'Grrrr....'

Post box saying 'Scab' to woman posting letter.

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"There's the mailman!"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'