Postal Enthusiast Gifts

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman training.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Maybe the correspondence school doesn't even have a bus.'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Postal Service Problems. "I hear to get out of their financial bind the postal service will likely adopt the same business model as airlines..."

"We finally got some mail...it's a letter from the post office saying expect slow mail deliveries."

"I'm not really competition, I don't deliver messages: I specialize in delivering parcels..."

Postman delivering post

The Post Office's new cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material.

Letters and Bills.

'I want to post this letter complaining about the erosion of the postal service.'

That's our accounts department.

'Look! The post is getting back to normal.'

"Is it true you're planning to replace first class stamps with self-adhesive five pound notes?"

SOS

"Tell your mother I said hello."

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

USPS: Delivery Cuts

Mail. . . Spam

Waiting for the mail

"It was returned for insufficient postage."

"Metamorphosis would sure be a lot easier if it weren't for all the junk mail that piles up!"

Dear postman, please don't use suntan or any other cosmetics for your legs. We want to keep our dog healthy.

Dead letter dept.

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Stamp Machine.

Envelopes.

Parcel mail by sewer.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'You'll want to put a Forever Stamp on your letter to Ms. LuRue,Tru-Love Romances, right?'

Our idea is to use this logo if congress won't approve a postal rate increase

Polygamist - philatelist.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'