Postal Service Enthusiast Gifts

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'How can I guarantee delivery?'

You've Got Mail

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

US Post Office - LocalOut of TownWho Knows?

'Bloody air mail!'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"There's the mailman!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Airmail box.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Racers' Gate.