Postal Service Enthusiasts Gifts

'He had a disagreement with the postman this morning and now the postman's disagreeing with him.'

'Mr. President, the Post Office is going broke because the poor can't afford to buy postage.'-'No problem - we'll just issue them STAMP stamps!

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat....

"Just how long have you been holding onto my mail? THis is an advert about the Woolworths closing down sale."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Envelopes.

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

US POSTAL SERVICE

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

Racers' Gate.

Airmail box.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?