Postal Service Lovers Gifts

'They're Francophiles.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"There's the mailman!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Envelopes.

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Postman delivering post

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Racers' Gate.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Airmail box.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.