Postal Service Fan Gifts

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

"Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism!"

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Neither lethargy, indifference, nor the general collapse of standards will prvent these couriers from eventually delivering some of your mail.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

A queue behind a man looking at 'All about your post office' in a library

' Apparently we'll have to pay, if we want our mail delivered to the wrong address before 9 A.M.'

"There's the mailman!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Royal Mail Privatisation

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.