Post Office Fan Gifts

"Posh? She sneers if you buy a second class stamp!"

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

You've Got Mail

"There's the mailman!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Penfriend

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Why Elephants Never Forget.

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Racers' Gate.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

Why Leave Home?

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.

US Post Office - LocalOut of TownWho Knows?

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Bloody air mail!'

Dead letter dept.

Beware Dog Breath

'Use the delivery entrance.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.