Mail Delivery Fan Gifts

Postman and dog

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Wine of the Day Club

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Beware of the dog.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Postman in the Snow

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

Penfriend

Netflix Award Show

Postal Worker Satisfaction

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Postal voting in America

"Boo! Oh, #!@!"