Retro Delivery Fan Gifts

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"It's for you."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

Connecting to the Cloud.

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Have you installed the heater?

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Early Treadmills,

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'A.A. Aardvark: Look me up in the phone book, I should be on the first page...'

The Early Internet

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

Man in office listening to portable radio.