Retro Delivery Fan T-Shirts

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"It's for you."

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Connecting to the Cloud.

Have you installed the heater?

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Early Treadmills,

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'A.A. Aardvark: Look me up in the phone book, I should be on the first page...'

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.

Man in office listening to portable radio.