Retro Coffee Fan T-Shirts

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Biliard Enthusiast

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Pinochio's Computer

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

Connecting to the Cloud.

Have you installed the heater?

"What's Your Problem, Man?"