Retro Coffee Fan Gifts

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Biliard Enthusiast

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Pinochio's Computer

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Have you installed the heater?

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Connecting to the Cloud.

"What's Your Problem, Man?"