Retro Transportation Fan Gifts

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Fuel economy.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Ancient taxi

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Inflatable car

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"He adored that old car !"

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Connecting to the Cloud.

"It's for you."

Have you installed the heater?

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"