Vintage Transportation Fans Gifts

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

"Turn right, don't forget to hand signal."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Dead animal toupee.

Rest area - 12 mile.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Dauber Micawber'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

Furthest bounced drunk.

Accommodating.

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Fuel economy.

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Sedan chair has fluffy dice in it.

The Last Cab-Driver

"My other carriage is a Landau."

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'