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"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Adult Barbershop

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

On holiday...

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Dead animal toupee.

'Dauber Micawber'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

Furthest bounced drunk.

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

Fuel economy.

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

'Ye Olde Optician.'

"My other carriage is a Landau."

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"Turn right, don't forget to hand signal."