Travel Fan Gifts

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

Wait, I think I've left the iron on!...

'Sorry, sir. Our scanner is being a little finicky today.'

Nude Travels/Nude Scanner.

On holiday...

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

The successful rubbernecker...

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

There's a fork in the road.

Leaving Rest Area.

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

Crossing the Road

'Got any road movies?'

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

Fuel economy.

'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'

Cows on a bus.

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

"My other carriage is a Landau."