Travel Fan Gifts

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

Wait, I think I've left the iron on!...

Nude Travels/Nude Scanner.

On holiday...

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

The successful rubbernecker...

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

There's a fork in the road.

Leaving Rest Area.

Crossing the Road

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'Got any road movies?'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'

Fuel economy.

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

Cows on a bus.

Dear warning sign.

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

'Humans eh?'

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!