Day Trip Fan Gifts

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Hero of the Beach?

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

The successful rubbernecker...

On holiday...

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Little boy feeds fish away from fisherman.

Canine Tours

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

Going to the pub with kids...

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

There's a fork in the road.

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

Biting Zoo

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

Crossing the Road

'Got any road movies?'

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

'We go where adventure takes us - as long as we're back before dark.'

"Look, do you want this ice-cream or not?"

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

"I have high hopes for today's weather."