'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
Touring Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for a touring fan? Explore our fun and creative collection of products that capture the spirit of live music, exploration, and adventure. From mugs to prints, find a unique way to celebrate their passion for the road and the stage.
The Vineyard
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
Our visit to the flan factory.
Leaning Tower of Pisa
"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"
"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"
"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."
'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'
Chris Froome
Cave Paintings Audio Guide
'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'
'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'
On holiday...
"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."
Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.
The successful rubbernecker...
"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."
Going to the pub with kids...
"He didn't do squat for cats."
Historic and Modern Bath
A heat wave threatens an old woman.
"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"
Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi
'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'
For services to Tourism. . .
'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'
"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."
Bernard Hinault
Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.
Tour de France champ Octave Lapize
'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'
'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'
There's a fork in the road.
Heat Wave Podium
Touring Fan Gifts Collection
Touring Fan Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find more fun and creative designs perfect for touring fans. Start your morning with a touch of adventure.
Touring Fan Pillows
Check out our pillows section for more cozy and quirky designs that capture the essence of a touring fan’s passion.
Touring Fan Prints
Discover more inspiring prints that showcase the thrill of touring and exploration, perfect for decorating a fan’s favorite space.
Touring Fan T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts collection for more witty and stylish options that celebrate the touring lifestyle and bring out their adventurous side.