Traveling Fan Gifts

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

The successful rubbernecker...

On holiday...

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

Serious business

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

There's a fork in the road.

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Crossing the Road

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

'Got any road movies?'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

It's A Way We Have In The Army.