Traveling Fan Pillows

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

The successful rubbernecker...

On holiday...

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

Serious business

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

There's a fork in the road.

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

'Got any road movies?'

'I'll see you guys when you get there.'

Crossing the Road

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"