Road Trip Fan Pillows

Welcome to Nantucket - Limerick Capital of The World

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'Humans eh?'

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

'On second thought, I think I'll walk.'

Dangers of Hitchhiking

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

Bluff Creek

Crossing the Road

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Kardiff.

How am I abducting?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Distance to horizon varies.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."