Furry Road Trip Fan Pillows

Bus for Dogs

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Licensed Therapist

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

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"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Dog Training.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Love.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

On holiday...

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

The successful rubbernecker...

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"