Furry Protector Fan Pillows

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Licensed Therapist

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Pet a Puppy

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Nuts to you, too."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Bailiff."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kensington Fluffies

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Pond Dipping...

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'