Furry Protector Fan Gifts

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Licensed Therapist

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Pet a Puppy

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Nuts to you, too."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Kensington Fluffies

Why Poodles Become Killers

Pond Dipping...

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'