Furry Flyer Fan Gifts

'It was another dramatic dog fight between the deadly foes.'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Licensed Therapist

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Pet a Puppy

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

Dog Love.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Food fight!'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"We'll take him."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

You Know You're Old When...