Furry Road Trip Fan Gifts

Bus for Dogs

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

Licensed Therapist

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

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"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Love.

Dog Training.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

The successful rubbernecker...

On holiday...

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.