Road Trip Fans Gifts

There's a fork in the road.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Heavy Plant Crossing.

Last bird bath for 100 yards.

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

The successful rubbernecker...

A car rental store has a very large drop box to return car rentals.

'Got any road movies?'

Carpool karaoke

Great Salt Flats

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kardiff.

How am I abducting?

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."