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There's a fork in the road.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Heavy Plant Crossing.

Animals crossing (to get to the Ark).

The successful rubbernecker...

A car rental store has a very large drop box to return car rentals.

'Got any road movies?'

Carpool karaoke

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

How am I abducting?

Kardiff.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'Bed & Bagel'