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Git It 'N' Git

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

How am I abducting?

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Airport

Roads with a view.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Filling up.