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Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

"Are we there yet."

Accident adds insult to injury: 'Moron!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Roadside sign reads: LAST ADVERTISING SIGN FOR 100 KMS

De ja vu Avenue.

If You Lived In Your Car You'd Be Home By Now.

Catskills

Relatively normal

"According to this map, I don't have a clue where we are."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Hitcher/Grim Reaper

'We are there.'

'Now they all have a window seat!'

Cattle Crossing

'If you can't sit quietly, you give me no option. I'm going to have to put on the George Formby tape.'

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

The future

Hitchhiking with monetary incentive

"We're staying home."

Hitchhiker I Have My Own Gas

"Slug bug...no hit backs!"

"Bloody satnav is going silly again!"

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Rest Stop - 2 Miles. . . No Facilities.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

'You'd better turn around then!'