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One way bridge.

"Route US 666"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kardiff.

How am I abducting?

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Sister Cities

"My guess it's guacamole."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Roads with a view.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.