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Nothing Good Ahead

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

How am I abducting?

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Are we broke yet?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Better times ahead.

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Be open to help.

Recalculating!

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Roads with a view.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.