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Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

How am I abducting?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sometimes Y Turn

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."