Road Tripping Aficionado Gifts

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

How am I abducting?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Camping.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sometimes Y Turn

Route 666

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Exit Next Left

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."