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Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"