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'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Confused drivers

Route 666.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Are we there yet?'

"Oh shut up."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.