Road Race Adventurer T-Shirts

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Get ready ... Get set ...

Route 666.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

"Oh shut up."

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Are we there yet?'