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It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Motor Tourism

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we there yet?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'