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'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we there yet?'

'Are we broke yet?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Sister Cities

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."