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'I Hate summer.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Are we broke yet?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Gulliver's other travels.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'