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Road work next 15 years.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Expect Delays

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

'Here it is on the map - the unpainted desert.'

"Bloody caravans!"

Swerving and arguning lane

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

'Please wash the windows and the ring out of the shower.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

Honesty

Car Trip: The Game of Destiny

"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"

Watch for falling meteors.

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

"I think I see the problem, this map is more for couples who work well together."

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

No Vacancy

"You're holding the map upside-down."

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

Last exit to return and get what you forgot

'We never saw purple mountain majesties or amber waves of grain with kids in the back.'

Hitchhikers

'Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad! Bleurgh! I was felling sick.'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

Welcome to Texas, no fops, dudes or dandies.

Thru Traffic Merge Left, Through With Traffic Exit Right