Road Trip Warrior Gifts

Road work next 15 years.

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Expect Delays

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

Swerving and arguning lane

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Bloody caravans!"

'Here it is on the map - the unpainted desert.'

Car Trip: The Game of Destiny

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

"I think I see the problem, this map is more for couples who work well together."

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

Watch for falling meteors.

Welcome to one of the Dakotas! North, south...what's the difference, really?

"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Honesty

'Please wash the windows and the ring out of the shower.'

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

Caution: Potholes May Morph Into Black Holes Without Warning

Welcome to Texas, no fops, dudes or dandies.

Thru Traffic Merge Left, Through With Traffic Exit Right

GPS flag in road

'We never saw purple mountain majesties or amber waves of grain with kids in the back.'

Last exit to return and get what you forgot

Tourists travel with a dog and cat on the roof.

"You're holding the map upside-down."

No Vacancy

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"