Road Trip Adventurer Gifts

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

Confused drivers

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

Deja Vu Highway

"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."

"Dad, here comes a caravan exactly the same as ours!"

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

'Told you so.'

Driver sees sign: 'Room for Improvement ... Next 2600 Miles'

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"I think we should make an exception this time."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Right lane becomes left lane 100 ft.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'We're supposed to be going to Cornwall! That sign back there said 'Welcome to Scotland'!'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I told you to ask for directions but you were too proud to listen to me.'

Road sign: 'This exit, last rest area before road narrows to a tiny dot on the horizon.'

Route 666

'Are we there yet?'

You are now leaving Cedarvale. Good Riddance. 'I've met friendlier people.'

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

'Let's see if I have this straight. You say you took this car for a test drive from a dealer in Cleveland, and before you realized it, you were in Denver?'

'Stop at the first filthy restroom you see.'

"Are we there yet?"

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Interactive Speed Bump

Trike lowrider

Driver sees 'These Here Parts' road sign next to 'Parts Unknown'.

Do not pass.

'I can see you now: I'll reach you in an hour or so by my estimate...'

Warning: road blocked by a mirror that is giving the illusion of an unobstructed road