Road Trip Adventurer Gifts

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

Confused drivers

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

Deja Vu Highway

"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."

Denial Exit Now: Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance Next 4 Exits.

"Dad, here comes a caravan exactly the same as ours!"

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

'Told you so.'

Driver sees sign: 'Room for Improvement ... Next 2600 Miles'

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"I think we should make an exception this time."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Right lane becomes left lane 100 ft.

'If anybody back at the office gets wind of this, we're gonna be the laughingstock of the company.'

'We're supposed to be going to Cornwall! That sign back there said 'Welcome to Scotland'!'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'Are we there yet?'

Road sign: 'This exit, last rest area before road narrows to a tiny dot on the horizon.'

'I told you to ask for directions but you were too proud to listen to me.'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

Route 666

Do not pass.

Driver sees 'These Here Parts' road sign next to 'Parts Unknown'.

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

'Let's see if I have this straight. You say you took this car for a test drive from a dealer in Cleveland, and before you realized it, you were in Denver?'

'I can see you now: I'll reach you in an hour or so by my estimate...'

Trike lowrider

You are now leaving Cedarvale. Good Riddance. 'I've met friendlier people.'

Interactive Speed Bump