Road Trip Adventure Gifts

'I know we're lost, but we're making good time.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Route 666

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Kardiff.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Motor Tourism

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.