Road Trip Gifts

Man staring at a large confusing map

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

Motor Homes and Reading Material

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Stop when you see a clean lake.'

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'I can never fold those things.'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Signpost for petrol in the Desert

Entering California, Keep it Real.

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Scenic selfie site

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kardiff.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.