Roadtrips Gifts

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'

"In 1,000 feet, you're still lost."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!