Road Trip Explorer Gifts

The End.

Second Chance Exit.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'I must have made a wrong turn somewhere!'

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.

Drive safely.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land