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The End.

Second Chance Exit.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'I must have made a wrong turn somewhere!'

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.

Drive safely.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kardiff.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."