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Stop pay toll.

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

You Are Nowhere.

Suitcase Trailer

Stop Pay Toll

"Are we there yet!"

"Kids today aren't spoiled. Look how good ours are on road trips."

'See what I mean? - Look how close that woman driver is driving in front of me!'

"The trunk is packed. Let's hit the road."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"It was so windy on the motorway this morning, I was doing seventy in neutral."

Time To Vacation Again.

'Warning - no cell phone service next 20 miles.'

'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'

'Now, will you stop and ask directions?'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Road sign: Improvise, next five miles.

'Your Hotel Previous Left.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."

"Dad, so where exactly are we going?"

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"You and your, 'we've got a SUV, let's take the scenic back roads."

Doctors hitchhiking

"Recalculating."

"It's our new vehicle. Our kids sit in the trailer."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"I bought a vending machine off the Internet. Now we don't have to stop for snacks along the way. But, there may be a slight problem getting it into the car."

'Honey, the guidebook was right... this is indeed a historic road!'

'Simpler Times Ahead'

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

The Mobius Family Road Trip