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'Is this high enough?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Sister Cities

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Get ready ... Get set ...

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Route 666.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Car Journey.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.